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Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husbands a crossdresser.
Worse: He look better than you.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter 'borrowed' it.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Your arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughters the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercizing.
Bad: So he'l fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the pill.
Bad: She's Eleven.

Good: Your neighbour exercizes in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 140 pounds.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

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